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25

Aug

kid:
dad whats a 69
dad:
well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

sharpslut:

seeing someone you know but arent friends with in public is the worst thing ever

(Source: 13hr)

(Source: mtvstyle)

deathsofme:

NO CHILL

deathsofme:

NO CHILL

pointstohome:

not hearing 1d in the nominations like

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"fucking ben"

dumbfricker:

accidentally typing “abe” instead of “bae”
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wwworldwide:

im sorry. is my swag distracting you

(Source: 6yr)

Practising tricky passages

noctuo:

asiansaint:

me at the vmas 2014

ME

noctuo:

asiansaint:

me at the vmas 2014

ME

(Source: cyber-plague)

blueivystwistout:

diaryofabaglady:

*rips heart out* 

look at Jay lol

(Source: shakeitsoff)

(Source: vma.mtv.com)

the-anal-rapist:

I love straight porn.

(Source: cocaineteas)

When penises appear on your dash: