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20

Oct

(Source: wastelandian)

unclemother:

IM SCREAMING

unclemother:

IM SCREAMING

(Source: s1uttyboy)

forsciencejohn:

reservedvomit:

oh the nineties

i know right that dress is terrible

lostincandyland:

He almost lost his life this day.

(Source: peteneems)

nocturnal-ecstasy:

sky-loons:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

This went from being inappropriate, to being scary an to just being something sad…

Would still rather have sex on it

(Source: rialxoan)

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.

silverwing26:

I was upset, and then delighted.

(Source: princecanary)

torisora:

i-i dont know im sorry

i just

thought these dorks could be good friends ////;

"I’m not like most gay guys; I play sports, don’t like musicals, wear regular tshirts & jeans, lift weights, don’t act camp, and look stereotypically masculine & straight"

gingerbrownies:

And you thought it was just people…

gingerbrownies:

And you thought it was just people…

shuckl:

sirruraccoon:

shuckl:

watchthelightfade:

shuckl:

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

people might not want to be called dude

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

(Source: aidn)

slow-childrenatplay:

gaywrites:

Vocativ has released an excellent interactive graphic mapping trans rights across the country. Visibility and societal acceptance are progressing, but there is so much left to do. (via Vocativ

nj represent

(Source: chaosstrudel)

archangel-abdiel:

thepinkestlady:

ellenlovesportia:

Ellen talking a about foods from the 50s

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

I TRIED IT ONCE
IT WAS NOT MY THING

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

I wanna fuck so many of you

Nice nice but I wanna eat this turkey bacon BLT

what the fuck is a blt

Do you not have Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches in the UK….

if we did we’d just call it a “bacon lettuce tomato sandwich”

So you guys don’t have abbreviations either? Laugh Out Loud…..